1. You can’t beat 16 hands between your legs
2. I love the black hairies
3. I was very well mounted last Saturday
4. You have to get your leg on
5. I had to grip with my knees in case I fell off
6. I’ve got a big coloured chap
7. It’s better with a whip and spurs
8. I put him out for an hour and he blew up
9. He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him
10. I like going under that judge!
11. If he’s naughty, grab his upper lip tightly
12. I was listening to his gut last night
13. He’s had 64 babies!
14. He’s a real thruster
15. The mother is black, the father’s white and the baby’s black with white spots